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March 25, 2008
Slightly Off Target
I could be wrong, but I think this advertising strategy has a tiny flaw.
Dargan and E. Cheves St. in Florence, SC
Posted by Emerson at 10:38 PM
March 24, 2008
Insert Bad Jeff Foxworthy Joke Here
Seen on Highway 22 in SC, traveling at speeds around 60 mph. Homes don't need no king cab on a lazy Easter Sunday.
Posted by Emerson at 09:45 PM
March 23, 2008
Is This a Strip Club or What?
Let's play a game.
Is this a strip club ...
or a restaurant?
Okay. One more.
Is this a strip club ...
or a child's amusement? Think his spidey-crotch is tinglin'?
Thanks for playing ... perv.
Posted by Emerson at 11:27 PM
March 16, 2008
Gettting Wasted, Part 3: She Blinded Me with Scientology
Where's Tom Cruise when you really need him? He wasn't around to rescue this significant chunk of the Scientology catalog. It was trashed outside of a church at 7th St and Massachusetts, NW in Washington, DC. According to the enclosed receipt, these items were donated to the church but have a street value of around $300. I gave some of it away to curious coworkers and the remainder to a library. I'm like a Gideon Scientologist or something.
Posted by Emerson at 09:18 PM
God Advertises in Mysterious Ways
Seen at Seaboard St. and 501 in Myrtle Beach, SC
Posted by Emerson at 09:03 PM
March 13, 2008
Your Music Is Garbage
On a dumpster near 28th Ave S and Ocean Blvd in North Myrtle Beach, SC
Posted by Emerson at 09:32 PM
March 12, 2008
In a Tourist Trap Far, Far Away
Tattooine's no beach, so R2-D2 hits South Carolina's Grand Strand.
US 17 and 27th Ave S in NMB, SC
Posted by Emerson at 11:30 PM
Looking for One-Eyed Willy's Stash
My friend Andre took me on a geocaching for the first time. Finding buried treasure is much easier with the exact coordinates and a handheld GPS device.
My first geocache. Aww, ain't it cute.
As famous and beloved by me as that one going to Brooklyn is to many -- the bridge into downtown Conway, SC.
Andre presses onward in his lonely search for random shit people leave in the woods.
Posted by Emerson at 11:06 PM