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February 25, 2007
Bill and Ned's Excellent Correspondence
"...you are someone anyone in the world could trust." Ned, circa 2006
I found this letter on the street one day. The content is at turns touching, amusing, and even potentially sad. How history will view it is difficult to say. Does it reveal a blossoming homosexual relationship , portend a stalking tragedy, or simply serve as a nice reminder of the innocence of childhood friendship. Brokeback Mountain? Chuck and Buck? Bill and Ted? Who knows really? I just wanted to Ned to know his letter was appreciated and to be sure and write me back!
Posted by Emerson at 09:55 PM
February 22, 2007
Rolling Blunder

Jessica and I decided to try and relive our elementary school social lives and go roller skating.
During the course of the fun, I learned an important lesson I somehow overlooked in the past or forgot.
No matter how well you can skate, using a urinal on roller skates is shockingly difficult. One would think that not rolling and holding ... umm ... a rudder would provide some sort of stability. Nuh Uh. Seriously. There was more on the floor than in the pot when I finished. I can't say for sure, but this might be related to the fact that I almost fell twice and hit my head on the stall wall beside me. My only saving grace is that I surprisingly managed not to go all over my skates.
Posted by Emerson at 11:09 PM