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October 09, 2006
Born to Lose
This weekend my mom entertained my girlfriend with stories from my childhood.
This excavation of my dirty diapers was, of course, thoroughly humiliating. One little gem was unearthed, however:
As a toddler I could apparently open the refrigerator and did so fairly often. My mom finally asked me one day what exactly I was trying to get my grubby little mitts on.
It was then that I uttered the first complete sentence she recalls that I said.
I simply stated, "I want beer."
Posted by Emerson at October 9, 2006 04:01 PM